Quote Originally Posted by mamaalanna View Post
There were two elderly sisters. For Christmas, each one would give her sister $100. And without fail, each one would deposit the $100 back into the bank. One year they decided that neither of them could afford $100 anymore, so they would cut the gift back to $50.

This one obviously sailed right over MIL's head.
Reminds me of an old joke my Dad used to tell my brother and me as kids. "Did you hear about the guy who wanted to swim from America to England? He swam halfway, got tired, so he swam back." That probably would've gone over her head, too!